_____ as a goat

"40 lashes with a wet noodle"


i despise the phrase, any person who says it and the original jackass that came up with this inane, dipshit turd of a witticism. this is one of those examples of viral stupidity, because not only did someone conjure up this oh-so-cute remark, but another and still another must have deemed it "clever" enough to repeat.

mind you, no one has said this to me recently, i haven't read it in print somewhere, nor have i heard it through any broadcast media form. no, this is one of those damned things that sticks in your brain. so simple and stupid that its low power comsumption allows the synapses to retain and recall it with out prompt or purpose. joy.