_____ as a goat

So one night many years ago I went to jail. I'll regale you with the details later ('tis a captivating tale of stuttering pleas, burly sergeants, illustrated men and yes, the requisite shemale). But I had a thought this morning, while in that place from where all good thoughts come, and decided that I wasn't "arrested" but instead I had "proactively participated in a self-imposed Scared Straight program".

Will that look good on my resume?