_____ as a goat

so poor old Reliant Stadium suffered some damage to its fancy roof by big bad Hurricane Ike. and now the Texans don't have anywhere to play. so high-falutin' Dray McClane offers up Minute Maid park - if it's available when the time comes.

that's fine and all, but wouldn't it be grand if there was a more suitable place? if only...

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