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Published 7.19.2005 by MWM | E-mail this post

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Rachael Ray of the Food Network's 30 Minute Meals is probably a very nice and kind woman, and may be quite lovely and fun to hang around with.

or she may not be.

i wouldn't say that i hate the woman. i could, as those are easy words to pronounce, but that's not how i truly feel about her.

the first episode of 30mm i saw showcased a meal that was offered to her by some gentleman she met in an elevator. she explained how they began talking about fish (eh?) and how much they enjoy cooking and eating it (eh? wha-?). he related to her stories of his grandmother cooking fish meals for him, and told rachael one of the recipes.

this was the recipe that she presented to the audience - with the back story - and not only did she trod across the man's grandmother's fish recipe by altering an ingredient or three, but she stated quite clearly and re-stated with more clarification that she was preparing this meal for "another fella".

that's why i don't care for Rachael Ray.

that and she's a lousy tipper.